Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass/vagina?

FatAptManager
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I shoved a hotdog in my ass and kept it there until it was warm and then i ate it
Sloot
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I just gagged =/
switcheroo
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Some mates of mine went to Reel Big Fish gig where the lead pulled down his pants, stuck a twinky in his ass and got someone in the front row to take a bite.
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^ LOL EW
switcheroo
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^ I mean take a bite while it was still wedged in his ass too.
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His name is Sniffles.
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retrospex said:


Richard Gere likes this.
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wine bottle, steak knife and my little sister..thats the weirdest, but i put everything in my vag. you know how little babies put everything in their months? yeah, its like that
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retrospex said:


lmao... WOW...
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retrospex said:


ahaha i was thinking of posting this!

lol who would ever want a nickname "Kinky"
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retrospex said:
Some mates of mine went to Reel Big Fish gig where the lead pulled down his pants, stuck a twinky in his ass and got someone in the front row to take a bite.


I don't even know how that would work..
I mean Twinkies are pretty spongy and soft, I would think it would just fall apart.
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AriDee said:
I don't even know how that would work..
I mean Twinkies are pretty spongy and soft, I would think it would just fall apart.


it probably didn't enter. or he prepped himself before getting on stage..
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a maglite fits in your cooter?
Easily?
that would take HOURS.
ugh ew.
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........................................hopefully it was the AAA battery maglite -_-
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she probs means one of the mini ones.

if not, I once slept with a guy as thick as the full size ones. :|

cock_gobbler said:
a maglite fits in your cooter?
Easily?
that would take HOURS.
ugh ew.


even if she means a mini maglite I don't think she means ALL THE WAY IN. hahahaha why would you presume that?
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I can't think of anything super unusual.
I guess I'm boring. Haha.

- Added 12 minutes later:

Oh wait, no, I just remembered.
A lollipop.
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Cerebella said:

A lollipop.


^ I was once chupa chuped.
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retrospex said:
^ I was once chupa chuped.


Hahaha.

Mine was just one of those run of the mill ones you get from a restaurant.
My bf decided it would be kinky for my cooter to taste like orange lollipop.

I wanted to shower right after, though, 'cause it was gross and sticky. :(
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^yeast infection recipe
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