Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass/vagina?

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I shoved a hotdog in my ass and kept it there until it was warm and then i ate it
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rora said:
do people seriously think that it's cool to stick things up their vaginas?


Apparently.

After hearing about sluts and remote controls I no longer touch other peoples chanel changers.
Now I have to avoid massive flashlights too? What's next curling irons??
Get a dildo.
fuck.
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cock_gobbler said:
Apparently.

After hearing about sluts and remote controls I no longer touch other peoples chanel changers.
Now I have to avoid massive flashlights too? What's next curling irons??
Get a dildo.
fuck.


one of my friends actually admitted to this in a game of I never. but it's okay, she used a condom over it [scared]
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justsayin said:
My bf and I joke about trying to use 'king dong', the biggest dildo that we saw at the sex shop, but I told him I have no desire to attempt that beast. lolll Ouch.


the great american challenge....
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retrospex said:
one of my friends actually admitted to this in a game of I never. but it's okay, she used a condom over it [scared]


great so now it smells like latex and lube.
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A BICYCLE PUMP
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FatAptManager said:
shut up u dirty arab


lmao
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retrospex said:
one of my friends actually admitted to this in a game of I never. but it's okay, she used a condom over it [scared]


Lol in high school one girl used a turkey baster. REALLY? YOU NEED TO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TURKEY BASTER? [puke]
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Sloot said:
Lol in high school one girl used a turkey baster. REALLY? YOU NEED TO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TURKEY BASTER? [puke]


Perhaps she was feeling particularly dry.
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Where is Hairbrush Hilary?
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A mentos
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my finger
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I was gonna make this thread awkward, but I won't.
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Joben said:
Perhaps she was feeling particularly dry.


Lol gross
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the cane from citizen kane.

- Added 37 seconds later:

but yeah, don't put a police issued flashlight in your vagina please.
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FreeYayo said:
I was gonna make this thread awkward, but I won't.


lollllllll edit***


IM NOT GONNA FOLLOW IN CHELLES FOOTSTEPS
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vibrating-cat said:
the great american challenge....


I'm glad I'm not the only one that knows of this!
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StacyStrong said:
lollllllll edit***


IM NOT GONNA FOLLOW IN CHELLES FOOTSTEPS


YEAH! I DON'T WANT TO PICTURE IT, OKAY?! [nottalking]
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my ex tried to get me to use poprocks down tharrr

nuh uh, wasn't going to happen
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This threads reminds me of this:
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retrospex said:
Some mates of mine went to Reel Big Fish gig where the lead pulled down his pants, stuck a twinky in his ass and got someone in the front row to take a bite.


RBF <-3
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